I got an R!

Yeah, as of December 8th I went from PCV to RPCV. Take that Peace Corps! Slipped through the cracks again! The whole process of paperwork and red tape was awful, one giant cluster f*@k of running around an office. One staff member who shall remain nameless was particularly horrible. I felt like the last week of my service was harder than any other one week I can think of. But it's done, I'm finished, hooray hooray! I will miss a few of the people I had to leave behind, tears will come I'm sure. Now it's time to travel!

AZ6 Exodus

So, Peace Corps has decided to gives us a final blow by having all of the people from my group leave over the course of a month. A month of very emotional good byes. Since I am staying until the end I get to slowly say good bye to the people who have become family to me, then say goodbye to the people I will be leaving here. So, that sucks.

Lucy and Danielle's last days in Azerbaijan.

Also, the bar serves cigarette pie.

Xudat-Xachmaz

So, my sitemate Chris and I get bored sometimes and wander around Azerbaijan on foot. Last week we went on a walk between the 2 major cities in the Xachmaz region, Xudat (pronounced kind of like "who dat) and Xachmaz city. It took us about 5 hours including 3 stops for chips, beer, and some games of rummy cube.

The puppy who didn't want to be our friend

The out house that couldn't have come at a better moment

Roadside produce stand

Playing Catch-Up: Halloween Edition

Yeah, I forgot I had a blog again. These things happen. Anyway, For Halloween again this year I went p to Zaqatala to hang out with PCVs and enjoy the American-ness that Halloween is. It was a little sad because I realized this was the last time I would be in Zaqatala and Sheki, or anywhere past Baku really. But it was fun none the less. A group of PCVs went as circus themed costumes and I was the lion tamer.

Jake was the ring master. Good times were had by all.

New Season

Fall is finally here in Azerbaijan. This is great since the weather is not only bearable, but I would go so far as to say perfect. Unfortunately this also means that ice cream is dissapearing from stores more and more every day. I'm also not a fan of it getting darker earlier but I'll take it if it means I don't sweat through three shirts a day. Unfortunately my computer has also broken, I need to go drown my sorrows over that in some ice cream as soon as possible. Fall also means that school has started again and kids are running around the streetsof Quba n their suits and skirts again. I'm also down to 12 weeks left in Azerbaijan! This dawned on me as being barely any time at all while I was trying to schedule my last visits to different regions and friends. Clock is ticking down.

Out to Lunch

So, Quba has the best doner in all of Azerbaijan (no matter what Lucy says) and I'm lazy and it's hot so didn't want to cook anything today, hence, I went and got doner. Unfortunately I used my last qepik to but ice cream for breakfast (don't judge me) so I had to go to the ATM. As I was walking to my bank I saw a group of elderly people awkwardly hanging out in the shade on the street. Whatever, this is Azerbaijan, stranger things have happened. However as I got closer someone from the bank across the street uttered something in Azeri and the elderly loiterers turned into a mob and bum rushed the ATM (not my bank's). Now, when pension money comes out at the end of the month there are always unorganized lumps of people around the ATM, but I have never seen the stampede that happens before. So I continued on to my ATM which luckily nobody in Quba really uses so there is never a line. On my way I awkwardly walked through a group of 10 men praying on the street. Then I got honked at, yelled at in Russian, stared at, and got my doner. It was delicious.

10 hours on the road, or, thank goodness I have an ipod

Yesterday I had the opportunity (like how I'm staying positive?) to spend 10 hours on various buses, taxis, and cars (oh my). I had to travel across the country to put down a deposit on a camp site for G.L.O.W. next week. I don't know if I have painted a clear enough picture of transportation in this country in the past but to sum it up: extreme temperatures, crowded spaces, bad roads, horrible children, creepy men, gossippy (is that a word?) women, and uncomfortable seats. So here are some of my survival tips, they work pretty much year-round.

1. Sit by a window. You have better control of temperature and it makes me feel superior to be the "window master"

2. ipod. Sometimes I'll read on a bus but a lot of times the roads suck making it impossible to focus. An ipod loaded with music, podcasts, and audio books is key. I also just got a headphone splitter so now me and 4 others can listen to the same ipod which is great for listening to comedy because other people on the bus get freaked out when a group of Americans are sitting in silence then suddenly all start laughing at the same time.

3. Sunglasses. Even in the winter. People talk about me right in front of me and have an intense desire to stare. Sunglasses let me stare back or fall asleep, two birds one stone.

4. Don't travel. I need to follow this rule better but being on buses in this country usually just makes me mad. I'm gonna start taking more trains.

3 months

Yes, I still have a blog. I've just been busy (sort of) but here is a re-cap of the last 3 months.

May - Okay, so May wasn't super busy, I pretty much just stuck to my normal routine. But at the end of May I flew back to America for my brother's wedding. Now I have an awesome sister-in-law. How awesome you ask? Well, she let me do this at her wedding:

Yeah, that's me pretending to be a judge (or priest, take your pick).

June - I got back from America and decided that I didn't want to teach English for a week so I tagged along on the Embassy's soccer program for youth for a little bit. It was an interesting experience. 2 American soccer professionals came to Azerbaijan to work with youth in 3 regions and the capital. I think the best one was in Quba, but I'm a bit biased. Then it was back to work on my regular stuff. I also started working more (and still am) on the girl's camp that we will be doing in a couple weeks. Girls Leading Our World. My official title is "Pirate Queen" and I've been working with a lot of other volunteers to put this camp together.

July - GO AMERICA!!!!!

I don't know why I get so patriotic when I'm outside of the U.S. but just go with it. 4th of July was fun but extremely hot. Since then I have mostly been working on G.L.O.W. which happens the week after next.

Okay, so 3 months in a nutshell. Fun. Hopefully I'll remember I have a blog sometime in the next 2 months this time.

Pictures From Lahic

Bruised but not broken

I went up to visit a PCV is a village called Lahic this past weekend for the first time. While I was there I went horseback riding with 3 other PCVs and had a great time. We rode up a mountain and got a beautiful view of the village, river, and Caucuses (I'll post pictures when I get a chance). Unfortunately while riding I was thrown from my horse. Twice. Went to the hospital yesterday and got x-rays and an unltrasound, no broken bones or ruptured organs, just a couple bruised ribs and sore muscles. It was my first trip to a hospital in Baku though. I kind of enjoy it. Everyone speaks Russian and I feel like I am in a James Bond movie.

Camping

Jake gutting a fish on the beach

So, spring has come to Azerbaijan and since the weather is getting better I just want to be outside. Yesterday Jake, Amanda, and I decided to go camping on the Caspian because, well the weather was perfect. We loaded up our stuff and headed out at about 1pm. We took a car to a village the walked out the the sea and about 3 kilometers up the shore. Jake got out his fishing pole, Amanda hooked up some music, everything was good. There was a slight accident involving my camera, a softball glove, a tarp, and an open beverage (hence only camera phone pictures) but everything is in working order now. Anyway, 9 hours, 6 soldiers, 2 police officers, 3 fish, 1 campfire, 1 bottle of vodka, and 1 military escort later, the 3 of us are being detained by national security for questioning. I'm not gonna lie, I had a blast. I had never been on an Azerbaijani military base before. We had a bunch of officers asking us all about why we are in Azerbaijan. We did have to call the Peace Corps Safety and Security Officer, but he rocks! At the end of the night we even got a free ride plus another military escort all the way back to Jake's front door. So, camping was sort of a bust, but I still had a great time. I just recommend that you never go camping in Azerbaijan if you don't know a man by the name of Jeyhun. That guy is amazing.

Novruz and Jake's B-Day

So, I went up to Sheki for Novruz, the spring holiday in Azerbaijan. It was a lot of fun. I hiked around Sheki and went on a Saray-crwal (think like historic pub crawl but palaces instead of pubs). I made it up to Zaqatala too and we cooked some amazing food. Josh even smoked some pork. Then it was back down to Sheki for Jake's horror themed birthday party.

The famous Sheki chicken shack

An Albanian church in the village of Kish

Walking up to Gelersen Gorersen

Danachi village in Zaqatala

My day

I realize that it has been a long time since I have chronicled my daily activities here in Quba, if I ever even have. So here you go, I threw in some pictures too.

I got up at 8:30am and proceeded to stay in bed until 9:00am in order to work up the proper amount of motivation. I roll out of bed and start filtering the water I boiled the night before. I still have no running water in my apartment. Which leads me to my next task. The only year-round 24 hour running water in Quba is a spring or "bulag" about 10 blocks and 146 steps away from my apartment. One-way. So I strap on my backpack with empty bottles in it and start the walk to water. I fill up about 9 liters of water from here:

Then put them back into my backpack and head up the 146 stairs, which, today are covered in ice.

I then walke dthe ten blocks back to my apartment past the saddest park in Azerbaijan.

I then boiled a pot of water so I could take half a shower, got dressed, and came to "my office" a few blocks away. The rest of my day consists of buying food, typing e-mails, reviewing a budget and making receipts, then making pizza and hanging out on my balcony despite the cold weather.

Real Estate

Azerbaijan is getting some attention in the news.

READ ME!

Around Town

Here are some random pictures I took on my phone from around Baku.

Mmmmm, sweat!

We don't have apple stores, we have pineapple stores! Take that register trademarks!

Mimosa on the salad menu? I don't think it is what I think it is.

This guy's tiny excuse for a beard is crooked.

Work Work

So, not too long ago a 15 year old girl in a village near my town here was found hung in her family's barn. This was pretty shocking to me. Later I found out that she had hung herself because her family was forcing her to marry a man she barely knew. 2 weeks ago a man killed his wife because he thought she killed his mother over a year ago. Women in this country are smart, motivated, and strong. They simply need opportunities and encouragement.

G.L.O.W.

Oh yeah, I have a blog.

Sometimes I forget to update this thing. For a long time. I think it is just because there isn't much that seems worth writing about anymore. There is, I'm full of entertaining and hilarious anecdotes, but they all seem normal to me now, so I forget that maybe a guy pouring burning hot coals across the street in a snow storm might be interesting to others.Those red things in the middle are coals.

On a positive note...

These two hooligans came up to Quba and we had a pajama party.

Where is my machete?

So, Peace Corps issues us a variety of items to keep us safe and healthy. We get a fire extinguisher, smoke detector, water filter, sleeping bag, etc. However I was talking with one of my super-awesome fellow volunteers and her friend in Peace Corps (I forget now, but it started with an s. Suriname? Senegal? Slovakia? I just don't know) was issued a machete! What the hell? Where is my machete? I go out into the woods, I hang out in the wilderness, and I need something to open champagne bottles with. It also seems pretty lame that while other PC countries get training on how to treat deadly snake bites and stave off lion attacks ( I'm assuming this) we have sessions on what our rights are for when we are detained by the police or KGB. Lame. I want a machete.

Wondering if life hates you?

I've bad having a spell of bad luck/karma/hoodoo, whatever you want to call it and thought maybe other people were wondering if their life hates them too so here is a checklist:

1. On the night train have you been moved from a cabin full of old dudes to a cabin with 3 small children and at the exact moment that the youngest ones starts crying your headphones stop working.

2. Your apartment has not had working water in a month and a half. Each day for a new fun reason?

3. Every month your electricity goes out because the people living in your apartment before you racked up a 740AZN bill that is still outstanding and the electric company doesn't understand the concept of new tenant.

4. You heat your house with a metal box that has a gas pipe running to it and the gas goes out for no reason with no warning. When there is gas it leaks and your house fills up with soot and fumes.

5. All of the above happens as soon as winter decides to finally put some effort in and everything is now freezing and covered in dirty snow.

I do my dishes in the toilet

I don't know what is going on in my apartment. I live on the second floor so I have to pump water up into a tank to use in the house. For the last half of December the pump simply didn't work. Then the pump started working but according to my landlord there was "no water in the ground". Now, the pump works, there is water, but it does not come out of the faucets, it comes out of a hose into the tank of my toilet. So, in order to do dishes, wash clothes, pretty much anything involving water, I have to take the hose (not the schlong) out of the toilet and fill up buckets. It appears that things are slowly getting better, but we shall see. In the mean time I'm just glad I haven't had to deal with frozen pipes yet this winter.

Not paying attention

It occurred to me the other day that over the past 16 or so months I have stopped paying attention to the absurd. I notice, it just doesn't strike me as odd anymore. As I was sitting in a van packed with 27 people it didn't even seem odd that the driver had to open the door with a tire iron. However when water actually comes out of a sink, whoa, stop the presses. Ah Azerbaijan.

Hash

While in Baku for the New Years shenanigans I went out with the Baku Hash House Harriers for a walk/maze/tour around Baku. They do this every week but this was the first time I was able to do it in Baku. Anyway, I got to see some new parts of the city and had a pretty good time with some crazy ex-pats.

Old Lenin museum

The Slums of Baku

Secret Wine Keg

Azerbaijan want to have the world's tallest flagpole.

Mansion with oil rig in the front yard. I learned what a nodding donkey was too!